Momentously eyebrowed useless old crank Andy Rooney has finally said enough. Just a day after CBS announced that the befuddled nonagenarian would return to his slot on 60 Minutes next week, they're announcing that next week will be Rooney's last appearance on the show. He's been there since 1978. About fucking time.
Brian Moylan for Andy Rooney's replacement? Sure, whatever. Nowhere to go but up.
[TVNewser, photo via AP]