If you missed the premiere of Sperm Donor on Tuesday night — Style Network's probing investigation into the complicated lives of spunk market day traders — here's the money shot. In it, a man tells his fiancée that his past sperm donations have fathered a staggering 70 children, of which 15 to 20 have already attempted to contact him. (Thanks, The Kids Are All Right. Thanks a lot.) All told, the future missus takes the news reasonably well, pausing from this Cocktail Hour From Hell just once to have a wayward martini olive ejected from her trachea via Heimlich maneuver. [Style Network]