Maybe you were swamped at the office this week and couldn't check your favorite Gawker Media sites. Or maybe you're about to go to work and need one last distraction. Whatever the case, we've got you covered. Here are some of the best videos we watched during the week that was.
A running gag on Modern Family is Sofia Vergara's thick accent. If you don't watch the show and that sounds like a particularly uninspired premise for a recurring punchline, this clip reel may convince you otherwise. View »
I don't know this teacher's name or where his school is located. But I do know he's positively the man for defusing a confrontation between two students with a 60-second verbal spanking the likes of which I've never seen. View »
The finale of the C-Roll brings us, presumably, to what we now call Sun Life Stadium, where young love once possibly blossomed in the back row of some forgotten section-the details are now lost to history. View »
The internet teaches me many things. Most importantly it teaches me that my desk is lacking in aerodynamic aids. Seriously, these crazy Australians had wings fitted to the front of their couch.
Overkill? View »
After we posted a video of Millionaire Matchmaker Patti Stanger reinforcing negative stereotypes of gay men, she was forced to explain herself to Joy Behar. Stanger didn't apologize, lied about everything and even managed to re-offend. View »
Jonason Pauley, who looks like the spitting image of Toy Story's Andy, is making a re-make of Toy Story. Only it's the same exact movie except real toy versions of Woody, Buzz and the gang are used instead of Pixar's wizard CGI. View »
The day after Snooki publicly flashed her cuca shall henceforth be known as The Worst Day Of Snooki's Life™. You might think the previous night (falling down in the streets, chasing after an angry boyfriend, exposing her vulva) would be Snooki at her worst, but you'd be wrong. View »
From Tit Mom to Nip Mom! After proudly debuting her giant boobs on last week's DWTS, Nancy Grace took things to a whole new level tonight when one of the "three-year-old twins" came out to play at the conclusion of her quickstep routine. View »
Though it's difficult to understand what, exactly, is being said and disappointing how, exactly, they back away from the brink without resorting to violence, it's oddly mesmerizing to see Chinese get in the wrong Brawl Dutch's face. View »
Last night's episode of The CW's H8R featured Kim Kardashian barging in on a poor woman during her yoga class in order for Kim to tell her that she'd heard all of the trash she had talked about her. View »
The manslaughter trial of Dr. Conrad Murray began today with Los Angeles District Attorneys laying out their argument that Murray-Michael Jackson's personal physician-is responsible for the pop singer's death. View »
Senran Kagura, that booby ninja game, is apparently doing pretty well in Japan. Even Sony's Shuhei Yoshida bought a copy.
Those who own the game might want to be careful of a bug that will trap them in boob hell. View »
Can't open folders. Logged out. Firewalls. Windows crashed. Reboot. What do those sayings even mean? This video shows you what the world would look like if those computer problems were taken, like, literally. View »
Here's a trailer for The Human Centipede II: Full Sequence, the sequel to Tom Six's 2009 torture porn shocker. It revolves around a creepy fat guy's obsession with/attempt to recreate the experiment depicted in the original film. And by "experiment," I mean "the ass-to-mouth sewing together of three people." View »
14-year-old Jamey Rodemeyer recently committed suicideafter enduring years of bullying for his sexuality. In his honor Lady Gaga dedicated her iHeartRadio Music Festival performance of "Hair" to him. View »
There is a dress so gorgeous, so flattering, so magical that it's causing celebrities to throw caution to the wind and live the major faux-pas that is wearing the exact same ensemble as another celebrity. View »
After Bill O'Reilly said he'd consider quitting his job if President Obama raised his tax rate to 50% Jon Stewart mocked him on The Daily Show with a fake PSAbfor "a helpless multi-millionaire." Tonight, Stewart called O'Reilly's bluff to his face. View »