Maybe you were swamped at the office this week and couldn't check your favorite Gawker Media sites. Or maybe you're about to go to work and need one last distraction. Whatever the case, we've got you covered. Here are some of the best videos we watched during the week that was.

Sofia Vergara Is Lost In Translation

A running gag on Modern Family is Sofia Vergara's thick accent. If you don't watch the show and that sounds like a particularly uninspired premise for a recurring punchline, this clip reel may convince you otherwise. View »

When You Drop a Slinky, It Floats in Midair Like Magic

Slinky's, one of the cosmos' perennial enigmas, has one amazing property you've probably never noticed. Our mortal eyes aren't quick enough to notice—but this slow-mo camera is. View »

Badass Teacher Stops Fight with Verbal Smackdown

I don't know this teacher's name or where his school is located. But I do know he's positively the man for defusing a confrontation between two students with a 60-second verbal spanking the likes of which I've never seen. View »

Look at Japanese Booth Babes Until You Get Barfy

During this year's Tokyo Game Show, Japanese website Inside Games thought it would be a good idea to film this year's booth companions. Maybe it was. View »

The C-Roll's Happy Ending: A Back-Row Handjob At A Marlins Game (NSFW)

The finale of the C-Roll brings us, presumably, to what we now call Sun Life Stadium, where young love once possibly blossomed in the back row of some forgotten section-the details are now lost to history. View »

Watch the world's fastest couch hit 101 mph

The internet teaches me many things. Most importantly it teaches me that my desk is lacking in aerodynamic aids. Seriously, these crazy Australians had wings fitted to the front of their couch.
Overkill? View »

Patti Stanger Is a Lying Liar

After we posted a video of Millionaire Matchmaker Patti Stanger reinforcing negative stereotypes of gay men, she was forced to explain herself to Joy Behar. Stanger didn't apologize, lied about everything and even managed to re-offend. View »

What Toy Story Would Look Like If They Filmed with Real Toys

Jonason Pauley, who looks like the spitting image of Toy Story's Andy, is making a re-make of Toy Story. Only it's the same exact movie except real toy versions of Woody, Buzz and the gang are used instead of Pixar's wizard CGI. View »

Behold: The Worst Day Of Snooki's Life

The day after Snooki publicly flashed her cuca shall henceforth be known as The Worst Day Of Snooki's Life™. You might think the previous night (falling down in the streets, chasing after an angry boyfriend, exposing her vulva) would be Snooki at her worst, but you'd be wrong. View »

A Riotous Beginning for the New Mutants of X-Men: Destiny

How does one go from being a displaced teenager with a dickhead father one moment to being an unofficial member of the world's greatest mutant fighting force the next? View »

Nancy Grace Suffers Wardrobe Malfunction on DWTS

From Tit Mom to Nip Mom! After proudly debuting her giant boobs on last week's DWTS, Nancy Grace took things to a whole new level tonight when one of the "three-year-old twins" came out to play at the conclusion of her quickstep routine. View »

Let's Watch A Dutch Guy Scare The Living Hell Out Of A Chinese Guy On The Subway

Though it's difficult to understand what, exactly, is being said and disappointing how, exactly, they back away from the brink without resorting to violence, it's oddly mesmerizing to see Chinese get in the wrong Brawl Dutch's face. View »

Watch a full-size Ford Explorer built out of 380,000 Legos

The Ford Explorer, the ex-SUV crossover that started the soccer mom trend, has now been reinvented in 382,858 Lego bricks for a new partnership between Legoland and Ford. View »

Meet The One Person Who Actively Hates Kim Kardashian's Ass

Last night's episode of The CW's H8R featured Kim Kardashian barging in on a poor woman during her yoga class in order for Kim to tell her that she'd heard all of the trash she had talked about her. View »

Here's the Unbelievably Sad Tape of Michael Jackson's Drug-Addled Speech

The manslaughter trial of Dr. Conrad Murray began today with Los Angeles District Attorneys laying out their argument that Murray-Michael Jackson's personal physician-is responsible for the pop singer's death. View »

3DS Game Bug Sends Players to Big Boob Hell

Senran Kagura, that booby ninja game, is apparently doing pretty well in Japan. Even Sony's Shuhei Yoshida bought a copy.
Those who own the game might want to be careful of a bug that will trap them in boob hell. View »

What Computer Problems Would Look Like If They Were Literally Real

Can't open folders. Logged out. Firewalls. Windows crashed. Reboot. What do those sayings even mean? This video shows you what the world would look like if those computer problems were taken, like, literally. View »

The Biggest Loser In This Street Fight Is A Weave

Don't worry if you miss some of this girl-on-girl street fisticuffs on the first go-round. This "My Hood Production" presents it in full and slo-mo speeds. View »

The Human Centipede 2: Misery Loves Company

Here's a trailer for The Human Centipede II: Full Sequence, the sequel to Tom Six's 2009 torture porn shocker. It revolves around a creepy fat guy's obsession with/attempt to recreate the experiment depicted in the original film. And by "experiment," I mean "the ass-to-mouth sewing together of three people." View »

Don Draper Presents The New Facebook Timeline

Last week, Mark Zuckerberg held a press conference announcing Facebook's latest redesign, Timeline, but as this video proves, it wasn't the most original idea in the world. View »

Watch Russian women stop cars on sidewalks with their bodies

With traffic control in Moscow left in the occasionally sober hands of its citizenry, a group of young protestors has taken up the task of teaching manners to motorists. View »

Belligerent Galloping Lady Demonstrates The Funniest Way To Use A Treadmill

We can't decide whether or not the belligerent gallop-jog is funnier on loop, as you'll see above, or as a single belligerent gallop-jog. View »

Lady Gaga Sings Tribute to Bullying Victim Jamey Rodemeyer

14-year-old Jamey Rodemeyer recently committed suicideafter enduring years of bullying for his sexuality. In his honor Lady Gaga dedicated her iHeartRadio Music Festival performance of "Hair" to him. View »

Can You Spot the Mistake This Man Made While Stealing 54 Copies of Madden 12?

The man in the video below almost pulled off the perfect crime, walking out of a Walmart in Fleming Island, Florida with 54 copies of Madden 12 stuffed in his pants. View »

Stella McCartney's 'Miracle Dress' Is A Simple Illusion

There is a dress so gorgeous, so flattering, so magical that it's causing celebrities to throw caution to the wind and live the major faux-pas that is wearing the exact same ensemble as another celebrity. View »

I'd Rather Buy Dwight Schrute's Fake Pyramid Tablet than Most Real Ones

Is there anything worse than your typical Android tablet right now? I mean, yes, death, famine, nuclear proliferation, Dane Cook, sure. But most Android tablets are abysmally boring. View »

Jon Stewart and Bill O'Reilly Fight Over Taxes, Muffins

After Bill O'Reilly said he'd consider quitting his job if President Obama raised his tax rate to 50% Jon Stewart mocked him on The Daily Show with a fake PSAbfor "a helpless multi-millionaire." Tonight, Stewart called O'Reilly's bluff to his face. View »