Repeated Drunken Demands for Three-Way Now an Arrestable Offense

Welcome to Barack Hussein Obama's America, folks, where you can be arrested for the so-called "crime" of calling a couple you sort of know and repeatedly demanding that they have a threesome with you. Whatever happened to the constitution, I ask you!

Apparent MD 20/20 aficionado Anna Bambino, of Waterbury, Connecticut, just wanted to exercise her right to insist on a threesome with some acquaintances, which is guaranteed in the Declaration of Independence or the Articles of Confederation or one of those. But noooooooooo—look at "big government" in action:

Bambino called the couple's home about a half-dozen times, police said. Bambino, who is acquainted with the Monroe woman through a mutual friend, in each of the calls suggested the woman and her husband have three-way sex with her, police said

After officers confronted Bambino, she confessed to making the calls, police said. However, she claimed to have been intoxicated at the time, according to the police report.

What would Thomas Jefferson say?? Why is the liberal media ignoring this story??!

Update: In our rush to report on this outrage, we (and our tipster) neglected to check the date on the story—December 2009. Needless to say, this story is no longer breaking.

[Connecticut Post]