Did you know that the real reason Occupy Wall Street protesters hate banks is that they're anti-Semitic loons? Yep, just look at this video of a completely representative Wall Street protester that the National Review discovered down in Manhattan's Zuccotti Park.

"Moments after I arrived, I saw a Jewish gentleman being berated when he criticized a protester," wrote the National Review's Charles C.W. Cooke. "Shortly after my video camera was switched off, he (inexplicably) shouted the N-word at the man."

It's not actually inexplicable at all after you look up "Lotion Man" on YouTube, as the "protester" instructs us to at the end of the video. His name is Danny Cline and he is either insane or a horrible conceptual comedian—maybe an insane, horrible conceptual comedian? Hard to tell: Just watch the Lotion Man video.

But never mind that! Lotion Man is the real face of Occupy Wall Street! If the protesters have their way, they will pass new laws that require all your daughters to marry Lotion Man. Having completely ignored this articulate protester, Fox News will soon put up Lotion Man as Occupy Wall Street's representative in a debate with Charles Krauthammer. That would actually be awesome.