All the Craziness from Today's Alexander McQueen ShowS

Before he died, designer Alexander McQueen was always the wackiest show on the fashion calendar. Now in her third ready-to-wear collection, Sarah Burton did not disappoint during the label's presentation in Paris today. There were boob-less dresses, lots of frills, and all sorts of insane shit on the model's faces.

Just look, what is this supposed to be? Is it like a Esther Williams swimming movie costume where her face is being eaten by a parasitic bathing cap? It's nuts. And awesome.

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All the Craziness from Today's Alexander McQueen ShowS

What is that thing on the far right? It's like the world's hippest headgear!

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All the Craziness from Today's Alexander McQueen ShowS

Betty, the sexy alien librarian, leads an army of her Amazonian soldiers on the Fortress of Solitude.

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All the Craziness from Today's Alexander McQueen ShowS

Bjork is wearing one of these next Wednesday, just cause.

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All the Craziness from Today's Alexander McQueen ShowS

Couture stewardess, boobs, Princess Amidala.

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All the Craziness from Today's Alexander McQueen ShowS

Don't you wish this was the real Catwoman costume?

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