Today we heard a little anecdote, as a means of showing how women's friendships work, about a group of Tennessee ladies who get up at 5:15am every day to go hike. 5:15? To exercise?? Oh hellll no, said one commenter.
The only reason I'd ever wake up at 5:15 is if me and my other gal pals decided to kill and bury the woman who suggested we start meeting at 5:15 to jog. After that we'd all sleep in and occasionally meet at a reasonable hour to drink and share old stories about how we murdered that annoying lady out on that old Tennessee mountain trail.