Karaoke Provokes Punching

Today in Understandable Although Not Technically Excusable Crimes: Paul Collen, 42, punched a 79 year-old man and knocked him through a plate glass window at a hotel bar "after complaining about the older man's karaoke singing."

Don't pretend like it's never crossed your mind.

[AP. Photo of random songbird: Jed Scattergood/ Flickr]