I've totally got reverse psychology going on this one. For breakfast I feed my kid Twinkies and McDonalds super-fried hashbrowns with sausage, bacon, eggs, butter and maple syrup biscuits. For snacks I take her to the candy shop and let her eat from the bins. At lunch time it's off to KFC for some corporate-fried chicken, biscuits galore and a couple gallons of pop. Dinner time, being family time, is spent once again at McDonalds, we order Happy Meals, with extra fries of course. She plays, I watch, then we stop at the local ice cream shop for a triple scooper. I wake her in the middle of the night for snacks of RedBull, Frito's and PopRocks. Don't trip on the diet guys, when she's a teenager she'll totally rebel against me and go vegetarian.
This mostly just made me hungry. Sigh.