Ocala, Florida police believe they've caught the notorious Serial School Pooper—a man who's surreptitiously pooped on the entrance of a portable middle classroom five times since early September. He also allegedly left behind notes, pamphlets, and, in one instance, a thong.
Surveillance video showed the suspect doing his thing while—at least in one instance—carrying a roll of toilet paper and a bottled water. Hydration, like a high-fiber diet, is essential to good health. The Gainesville Sun reports that when approached by police, the suspect—identified as Kenneth Martin Sarsony—admitted to police that he was indeed the the Serial School Pooper, attributing his acts to "bad spirits." He's now been charged with five counts of trespassing.
Maybe he got "porta-classroom" confused with porta-potty? They do look quite similar.