California livin' Prince Harry, sex ambassador from the UK, was hanging out at a San Diego hotel pool last weekend when a young woman was tossed into the water fully clothed. Quel horror! Luckily the dashing Harry was there to rescue her.
The 23-year-old lady, now deeply in love, told the press:
Prince Harry was the first to notice me when I got out and he wrapped his towel around me to keep me warm. It was such a gentlemanly thing to do. He is probably the most charming man I'll ever meet.
The ever charitable Harry let the girl keep the towel and the next night he and his mates met up with her and her gals and they hit the town for "beer and shots."
What a magical weekend for this Cinderella! Whisked out of the cruel waters by Prince Charming, given a
single red rose hotel towel, and then taken out for an elegant evening of spirits and revelry. She will remember this for the rest of her life; scrubbing the cinders from the hearth and knowing, true knowing, that she shall never meet another man as gallant and noble as his grace.
Meanwhile, when reached for questioning Harry said "Who? Oh that bird from the pool? Yeah, she was all right." Ah, romance!