This former child star's father thought it was time that her body got more, um, womanly. This actor doesn't like to be called by his character's name, this Glee star likes to set up castmates, and this director and actress have been having an affair for 20 years, ever since they were young—and without fake boobs.

1. "Which former child star had a noticeable boob job—at her baby daddy's insistence? The 20-something actress has been out of the limelight for a while, but her new enhance­ments may be a sign that she's ready for a comeback!" [National Enquirer]

2. "If you ever ran into this actor, you'd probably be tempted to call him by his most famous character's name instead of his real name. Don't. An excited fan made that mistake over the weekend when she ran into the actor. 'Oh my god! It's ‘John Doe'! I'm such a big fan of yours! Can I get a picture with you?' The actor totally snapped at the woman. 'That's not my f*ing name! That's the name of a character on a television show! Get your facts straight and get that camera out of my f*ing face!' He then pushed past her, leaving the stunned woman with her mouth agape and her illusions shattered." [Blind Gossip]

3. "Which Glee star is playing matchmaker for the cast and crew? The actress, who claims she has a knack for hooking up couples, is busy finding a date for a newly single co-worker who was just dumped by her more famous partner!" [National Enquirer]

4. "This married, aging A++ list director is one of the best known directors in the world. Everyone knows him. What they might not know is that he has been having an affair with an A list actress within her own country but probably a C list outside. The affair has spanned almost 20 years and while it used to be all about the sex and passion and may have even led to a child. Maybe the child is her husband's and maybe it is our director's child. In any event as out director has aged and the actress has gained much more international fame, the affair has evolved into more friendship then sex. Although, you know, it still does happen." [CDaN]

5. "This B list musician who is trying to break into acting is allegedly a nudist and active in his local community. He goes on a hike twice a month when his schedule permits, to nude swims and even nude karaoke!" [BuzzFoto]

6. "What male TV star is trying to get his former flame—cur­rently starring on a hit sitcom on the same network—to guest-star on his new comedy series? The funnyman—who's almost 60—thinks his new show could use a boost...and this bombshell would definitely do the trick!" [National Enquirer]

7. "This 50-something, Oscar-winning film star recently left her cheating husband in NYC and moved to Los Angeles with their three kids. The theater-trained performer dumped her hubby after learning about his mistress! Who is she?" [National Enquirer]

8. "Which daytime diva is wielding her power and asking that her name be included in her show's title? The gabfest is currently struggling—and this celeb has some friends in high places—so she just may get her way!" [National Enquirer]