Anderson Cooper's Cell Phone Is Covered in PoopS

If you haven't caught Anderson Cooper's daytime talk show yet today, you should, because it's all about poop. Just kidding, you shouldn't watch it. No, just kidding. Watch it, but it's really about germs, not poop. OK, fine, it's about poop germs on Andy's phone.

Apparently Andy's CNN friend Dr. Sanjay Gupta swabbed Andy's cell phone and found it was coated with fecal strep. Nasty! How did crap get all over Anderson's phone? I bet he dropped it in a toilet. That's gotta be it. Still, gross! He's gonna have to stand in the pelting rain of a hurricane all day just to wash the stink off of himself.