Comment of the Day: Dude, Where's My Podium?

Today we heard the news that some of Barack Obama's speech-making equipment was stolen. Uh oh. Who originally reported the crime? Well, one commenter got a transcript of the 911 call.

From Death_By_SnuSnu:

Aide: "Hi Police, I'd like to report two crimes."

Cop: Yes? What's the first?

Aide: First, they stole the president's A/V equipment, including a teleprompter and a lectern.

Cop: And the second?

Aide: They're still calling a lectern a "podium!"

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