Sammi and Ronnie Break Up for Real, Yet Again

Jersey Shore stars Ronnie Ortiz-Magro and Sammi Giancola, the Richard Burton and Elizabeth Taylor of the modern age, have broken up yet again. No, guys. It's for real this time. Just like it was last time. Yup, it's done. Over. For good. I miss you. Come snuggle. No, that doesn't mean we're together. Oh, OK, now we are together. Stop looking at her. Listen to me! How could you do this to me? You're such an asshole. I'm done. Done. Don't ever talk to me again. Fuck you. Hold me.

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