Lindsay Lohan Skipped Probation to Get Her Filthy Teeth Fixed

Lindsay Lohan's probation was revoked yesterday, but hey, did you see how pretty her teeth looked? She totally got them fixed since last time we saw them, when they were jacked.

No, seriously: Whereas previous reports speculated that LiLo had "emergency dentistry," RadarOnline now claims to have proved it. According to a probation report, Lindsay skipped a court-mandated anti-shoplifting class to go to the dentist, the same day that her filthy teeth were on the frontpage of every gossip blog in America, Radar reports:

Ms. Lohan has not been absent to any regularly scheduled activities, except the session scheduled for her on Friday, October 14, 2011 due to her need to seek dental work. Client presented evidence of attending her dentist office. As a result her absence was excused.

Meanwhile, father of the year Michael looked at a picture of LiLo's teeth on HLN's Issues with Jane Velez-Mitchell last night and announced:

That's from smoking a pipe with meth or crack. She's smoking either crack or meth, one or the other. I'm not going to shade it. If you're talking about prescription medication it would affect all your teeth, not just your two front teeth. You can't dance with the devil and expect to go home with Jesus.

Does HLN have a nightly quota for "dancing with the devil" references, or something? [Radar Online, images via Getty]