Senior Citizen Pleads Guilty to Having Drunk Sex in the Backseat of a Car

Remember 71-year-old Rita Daniels and her 54-year-old boytoy Tim Adams, who were busted by the cops for having boozy sex in the backseat of her car? Well, they pleaded no contest and were sentenced today.

Daniels was fined $585 for disorderly intoxication at a courthouse in Michigan. Her man copped to the same charge, got a year of probation, 50 hours of community service, and a $785 fine. Wow, he certainly got the book throw at him. Maybe it's because when officers caught him and asked what he was doing he said, "I"m fucking this chick." Yeah, that had to be it. We hope they celebrated their freedom together in the parking lot.