The Czech bank Komerční Banka isn't just "a universal bank providing a wide range of services in retail, corporate and investment banking"—it's also a place where you can have satisfying sexual experiences, as this ad proves. The woman featured here just opened up a bank account that charges a low maintenance fee. Just imagine what taking out a loan is like.

Because Komerční isn't sexist, it also offers orgasms to its male clients:


This puts a whole new spin on the notion that banks screw their customers, eh? Bah-da-bing. I wonder if Komerční charges an extra monthly $5 fee for the privilege, in the manner of its American counterparts.