Oversexed youth Courtney Stodden and her creepy actor husband Doug Hutchison have broken their silence on getting kicked out of a pumpkin patch for being too sexy.

In an interview with professional concern troll Dr. Drew, the duo says that, though Courtney's buttock-baring "Daisy Duke" outfit was a hit with pumpkin-picking dads, nefarious "women" complained until pumpkin patch security forces escorted them from the premises. They were then driven away in a pumpkin police carriage and imprisoned in a pumpkin cell, where reality TV producers kept them very well. [Dr. Drew's Lifechangers]