Of all the awful things that Jersey Shore sea hag Snooki has ever done, this one has got to be the worst. This morning she was on Live with a Singing Wig and Andy Rooney and she decided she was going to "Snookerize" Regis Philbin and Kelly Ripa. Somehow that ended up involving Regis stripping to the waist and scaring every grandma and kid home sick from school who was watching.

We have to admit that Regis' dedication to the bit went so far as to incur his public embarrassment before an audience of millions. That sure takes guts. But now that we've seen his gut, a little bit of GTL wouldn't be the worst thing for him.