Today we learned something that most of us probably already knew: Starbucks bathrooms are vile garbage cans full of semen and shit. But it's not all fun and games for the ambitious Starbucks defiler; some have lofty goals and dreams like the serial masturbator named Mister PeePee who's taken to Twitter to share his aspirations with the world. But one commenter was not fooled.
They called him the Bathroom Barista.
His specialty was the Fappuccino.
He was a legend in his own froth.
The jig is up, PeePee!
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