Today we learned that Lifetime's crown jewel, America's Next Top Model, is bringing us a très chic scent. But what could "Dream Come True" possibly smell like? One commenter knows the make-up of the powerful fragrance.
The aroma is a heady, self-important base, with spikes of self-loathing and doubt, laced through with sudden whiffs of unconscious self-parody and top notes of desperation. Low notes remind one of mouthwash masking vomit, and the odd inappropriate touch of a judge's hand. The price is your dignity and the ability to sleep at night.
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