Ashton Kutcher Getting His Own Nightmare YouTube Channel

There is simply not enough Ashton Kutcher to go around and the Internet demands more! YouTube is adding 100 channels with exclusive programs featuring the likes of Amy Poehler, Shaquille O'Neal, and yes, Ashtag himself.

Whoa, where are you running off to so fast! Most of the channels won't air (air? they won't do whatever it is new TV-like programs do on YouTube) until next year, so just hunker down and wait for the Madonna Only channel like the rest of us.

[WSJ, images via mauritsonline/Flickr, Getty]