Masculine heterosexual presidential candidate Rick Perry gave the keynote speech on Friday at Cornerstone Policy Research's annual Steward of the Family Banquet in New Hampshire, and he got a little jazz-handsy! And occasionally lispy. And even downright Bachmannesque.

Here are the speech's gayest moments, which is not to say that Rick Perry, who likes to have sex all the time with women, appears in any way to be gay. He does not. In fact, he talks exactly like Jesus.

[Video edited by Matt Toder]