After 72 days of matrimony, Kim Kardashian has filed for divorce from poorly cast husband Kris Humphries. TMZ already has the divorce papers, and posted them here. The newlyweds are seeking a traditional divorce due to "irreconcilable differences."
(Yes, I could have done that calculation myself, but it's not everyday you get to cite a New York Times investigative reporter in a story about Kim Kardashian's love life. Hating on Kim Kardashian: the cause that unites us all.)
Now the real question is, will Kim be remembered as a badass divorcee like Liz Taylor, or as a sad scam artist lunatic, like the runaway bride?
My personal litmus: If Kim cries in her first post-divorce interview, I will hate her forever. Seriously, did you see that hourly pay rate? The only appropriate course of action here is gloating. Put on a coat made from the hides of 101 dalmation puppies and become a fabulous villainess, Kim. [TMZ, image via Bauer-Griffin]