Today we learned of some unfortunate news: Ben Gibbard and Zooey Deschanel, football fanatics and King and Queen of the college Greek system, have parted ways. But how does a two-year marriage between two such quirky creatures come to an end? One commenter was there when the split happened.
I wonder in what quirky way they broke up. I imagine they were both typing a text message while doing laundry and dropped their phones. They both picked up each other's phone and read their desires to break up.
And then they said something dorky like, "looks like this banana's going to split".
Sorry guys! Get back out there, the world is waiting with open arms.
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