Today we learned that Julian Assange, everyone's favorite long-haired leaker, was denied appeal against extradition to Sweden. This is very bad news for Julian because it is in Sweden that he faces those sexual assault charges he's been trying to wriggle and writhe his way out of. One commenter eloquently captured his life in a single stanza.
Government secrets to the world Jules trumpets,
And he abuses those he views as strumpets.
Facing charges anew,
Said "I need a new 'do.
And, ooooh, please pass some more crumpets!
[Image via AP]