Drake isn't having a great week. That newfangled Internet machine he trusted sputtered out and leaked his album all over the Internet. Drake got his Internet period during gym class on the day he wore his brand new white pants, and oh, how the cruel girls do taunt!
The thing that scares me most is Tumblr. I hate what Tumblr has become. Because it like, it reminds me of those clique-y girls in high school that used to make fun of everyone else and define what was cool, but in five years, when you all graduate, that shit doesn't matter.
Oh Drake. Drake! It's time to get your head in the game. There are so many problems with this statement, it's important to flesh out the big issues. So to be clear, Tumblr is a cackling brood of Regina George's dictating when to wear Rocket Dogs and Silly Bandz? I‘m actually not even sure what this comparison means. Is Drake saying that popular Tumblrs are taste makers? Does Drake himself have a Tumblr and is upset by his lack of followers? Does he wish he could follow certain Tumblrs but can't because he lacks their Tumblr clothes and Tumblr good looks? Did he finally get up the courage to follow a pretty Tumblr, only to find out that that Tumblr was already following the most popular Tumblr at the Internet? Tell us what to think Drake, we only want to understand.
Also, I don't know how it works in Canada, but here in the ol' US of A high school usually lasts a measly four years. Oh well, it's getting the degree that's important here, so take your time. Stay in school, Drake! It gets better.