While Having a Threesome, Don't Throw TVs at Your Wife

On Sunday afternoon, 22-year-old Jorge Daniel Silva and his wife invited another woman over to their place for some menage a trois action. Hot! Except not, because Silva—who apparently has no idea how threesomes work—allegedly "freaked out" and ended up getting arrested on felony charges.

According to the Naples News, Silva told deputies that seeing his wife kiss the other woman made him jealous—especially after they "wouldn't allow him to join." He also supposedly said that he broke down a door because he thought the two women were having sex without him. Because of the women's behavior, and not his own inability to contain his jealousy and rage, Silva had no choice but to (allegedly) punch his wife—and also do this:

As his wife curled up to avoid being hit, Silva punched her and "swung the TV at her like a bat," the report said. After hitting his wife with the television twice, Silva dropped it on her, then grabbed another television and threw it at her, deputies said. The second woman told deputies she tried to break up the fight but Silva would punch her in response.

Silva clearly doesn't understand that in a threesome situation, you're supposed to be open-minded about sharing your partner and letting them do their thing with the invited person. At least that's what our Cosmo magazines say. Now he's facing felony battery charges and is probably out two television sets and—let's hope—a wife.

[Naples News, Miami New Times. Images via New Times, Shutterstock]