Today we learned that director Darren Aronofsky and his dark little mind are most effective when used to create public service announcements. One commenter came forward as the star of one such PSA:

From TheologicalSong:

That's me as the predatory dealer in the second one, kids. seriously. this actor is outing himself, so to speak. enjoy! Darren's a lovely man, by the way. I performed a monologue at his 40th bday party, too.

Give us more dirt on Darren! Was there a double-sided dildo involved? Be honest, this is a safe zone!