Are Republicans scared of Massachusetts Senate candidate Elizabeth Warren, the Matriarch of Mayhem? No, not at all! That can't possibly be why Karl Rove is already spending his SuperPAC dollars to destroy her in the state's first major ad buy, before the Democratic primary's even been held.

Here's the new ad from Rove's Crossroads GPS, which attempts to paint Warren as the dark wizard orchestrating the Occupy movement's more unsavory aspects. "Instead of focusing on jobs, Elizabeth Warren sides with extreme left protests," the ad says. "At Occupy Wall Street, protesters attack police, do drugs, and TRASH public parks!" It's true. I heard that Elizabeth Warren was the one giving them drugs. Really bad drugs. Elizabeth Warren was giving them really bad drugs and pooping on cop cars.

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What evil things will the Matriarch of Mayhem — a nice professor lady from Oklahoma who thinks the financial services sector requires more oversight — do next?