Of all the awful things you can say about sleezy fashion photographer Terry Richardson, this has to be one of the worst. Here he is fulfilling his ultimate fantasy: making out with a woman who is dressed as Terry Richardson. This is like the narcissistic snake tossing his salad before eating his own tail.

The woman in question is none other than Chloe Sevigny, who knows a thing or two about putting gross things in her mouth. The shoot is for the current cover of transgender magazine Candy. Sevigny is a bit of a trans hero for playing the real girl girlfriend to Hilary Swank's Brandon Teena in Boys Don't Cry. While the idea of Terry Richardson shooting a woman dressed to look just like him is kind of amusing the fact that he actually went and made out with her is just so...what's the word I'm looking for? Pathological? Misogynistic? Grody? Narcisistosexual? I don't even know.

But posting this video and a score of other pictures of them cuddling, just takes the shoot in the wrong direction. It doesn't become about gender or subversion or sexuality or anything interesting like that. It just becomes Terry Richardson being a total scumbucket who only wants women who remind him of himself. God, he is just so nasty. And I would totally suck his dick if given the chance.