Today we learned that Occupy Wall Street is one collective petri dish. Whether it's the flu or tuberculosis, there's no denying that protesters in both New York and Atlanta are coming down with something gross. While cold temperatures and disgusting living conditions are probably to blame, one commenter smells a rat. Or rather, a Fox!
Fox News Rep to Protester: "Here, take this blanket. It's getting cold out here, you'll need to stay warm if you want to defend our god-given Right to Free Speech and Assembly."
(mutters under breath): "Enjoy the smallpox, hippie."
I guess history has a way of repeating itself. Occupy Plymouth Rock!