Here Are the Crazies Waiting in the Rain for the Latest Twilight PremiereS

Never in my life have I waited out on the street to attend an event, and I certainly never spent five days in a tent in the rain waiting for a movie premiere. But that's just what the Twihards are doing in L.A. right now. These kids are nuts.

Tonight The Twilight Saga: Pattinson and Stewart's Competing Pouts Part III premieres in Los Angeles and, as is their wont, the fans of the franchise have set up a tent village outside of the theater. This behavior is actually encouraged by the studio because who doesn't want a rabid fan base and all the free coverage of stories just like this showing how insane they are?

Let's take a look at some of the insanity, shall we?

Here Are the Crazies Waiting in the Rain for the Latest Twilight PremiereS

Sorry, darling, just cause you're wearing the dress doesn't mean Edward Cullen is going marry you.

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Here Are the Crazies Waiting in the Rain for the Latest Twilight PremiereS

Werewolves are not allowed in this tent. Neither are boys. Except for Edward Cullen.

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Here Are the Crazies Waiting in the Rain for the Latest Twilight PremiereS

Is this Occupy Wall Street or Twilight? Oh, wait. Nevermind.

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Here Are the Crazies Waiting in the Rain for the Latest Twilight PremiereS

Moms: still embarrassing.

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Here Are the Crazies Waiting in the Rain for the Latest Twilight PremiereS

Is that a giant umbrella or a really tiny lady?

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Here Are the Crazies Waiting in the Rain for the Latest Twilight PremiereS

I didn't realize this was a The Walking Dead convention.

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Here Are the Crazies Waiting in the Rain for the Latest Twilight PremiereS

Look at this yahoo.

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Here Are the Crazies Waiting in the Rain for the Latest Twilight PremiereS

They insisted the permission slip be signed on a Twilight poster.

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Here Are the Crazies Waiting in the Rain for the Latest Twilight PremiereS

On the Twilight premiere black market a tissue containing one of Kellan Lutz' boogers can go for five figures.

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Here Are the Crazies Waiting in the Rain for the Latest Twilight PremiereS

Dear Robert Pattinson, this is a cease and desist notification from David Bowie Industries Inc to force you to stop using his face immediately. If you do not comply, legal action will be taken.

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Here Are the Crazies Waiting in the Rain for the Latest Twilight PremiereS

Guys. Don't.

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Here Are the Crazies Waiting in the Rain for the Latest Twilight PremiereS

This give me a case of the sighs.

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Here Are the Crazies Waiting in the Rain for the Latest Twilight PremiereS

Team Jacob was forced to pack up their belongs and leave the premises immediately.

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Here Are the Crazies Waiting in the Rain for the Latest Twilight PremiereS

Nothing, not even her magic knitting, would bring the Edward Cullen golem to life.

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Here Are the Crazies Waiting in the Rain for the Latest Twilight PremiereS

One of those grannies is about to get a basketball to the dome.

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Here Are the Crazies Waiting in the Rain for the Latest Twilight PremiereS

I have run out of words. And hopefully, they have run out of Sharpees.

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