Remember Buddy and Pedro, the gay penguin couple at the Toronto Zoo that the keepers were going to break up so they'd have sex with women? They're going to be able to get back together. Yay! But it's not what we hoped for.
Zoo officials say that they'll be able to go back to being a couple after they mate with women. That's right, if they'll do the deed with a lady penguin they can go back to being boys who like boys. This sounds like some crazy Marcus Bachmann pray-the-gay-away therapy bullshit to me!
I'm glad that these two are going to get to share their nest together again, but do they have to have sex with women first? I know they're endangered and all, but if I had to impregnate a woman just so I could live with my boyfriend, I'd be pissed.