Sometimes you're bored and you just wanna set off a big old explosion of internet hate. Take a cue from YouTube user Johnnyb34435. When trolling inevitably becomes an Olympic sport, Johnny will be America's great fat, bald, white, bespectacled hope.
Here's Johnny telling a probably-made-up tale of how he likes to don a fake army uniform to get deals on Veterans' Day. This video has blown up on Reddit, but he's got plenty of other classic videos. Try this: "Truth About Immigration."