Today we learned that some teachers get away with murder. Or at the very least, masturbation. And the fact that this teacher was teaching at a Christian school? Fuggedabouit! It's the perfect crime. One commenter at least, was paying attention during his Sunday school lessons and was able to make a nice little Biblical reference.
Onan is the loneliest number you will ever know.
Alas, the masturbating cheese stands alone. In front of a classroom. Of Christian children.