Meghan McCain Declares War on Brooklyn, Zooey Deschanel, Hipsters

"Brooklyn in general is not a fun experience for me, because I look and act nothing like Zooey Deschanel." This according to the Twitter account of parallel universe First Daughter and MSNBC Chief Mental Fingerpainterist, Meghan McCain. Are you going to take this lying down, America's Dorkalicious Fantasy Girlfriend and/or the planet's Coolest City?

Wait! This just in:

"I should clarify not all of Brooklyn, just the hipster parts. ;-)"

Yeah, duh, we get it, Meghan. You don't like hipsters. You don't have to keep rubbing it in their hipster faces.

p.s. That emoticon would look a hell of a lot cooler if it were celebrating Movember. :-3)

[McCainBlogette, Photo via AP]