Kristin Cavallari Declares War on the Kardashians

Kristin Cavallari feuds with the Kardashians. (Fingers crossed for mutual destruction.) Beyonce debuts her 2008 wedding dress. George Clooney's 11-year-old co-star calls him out. Thursday gossip throws the gauntlet.

  • Life & Style is convinced that Scott Disick had an affair with Kristin Cavallari shortly before impregnating Kourtney Kardashian. Kristin says this is "100 percent not true," and accused the Kardashians of fanning the flames:

    I just think, what convenient timing for them with their show premiering next week and with everything that's going on for Kim, I feel like they're trying to take the heat off her… When there's a big story like that, they always call you and ask if you want to comment and clearly none of them denied it, so it's very, it's really disrespectful to me and I'm in a committed relationship. It's disrespectful to me and Jay [Cutler] and I think it just says a lot about their character

    Kourtney and Scott as sacrificial lambs? Yeah, I can see it. Kourtney is the runt of the litter and Scott is the family whipping boy. Someone had to take a hit, and you know Khloe would never put up with that bullshit, because she isn't really a Kardashian. [Life & Style, Access Hollywood, P6, image via Bauer-Griffin]

  • George Clooney on lady wrestler lover Stacy Keibler: "She's very tall. She can kick my ass." Whatever gets your motor running, George. [People]
  • Speaking of George Clooney, his 11-year-old Descendants co-star just called him out on being an irresponsible playboy: "Let me just say, he wouldn't be good as a father. He wouldn't be the best as a father. George likes being an adult. George has fun being an adult, and I don't think he would like having kids." She adds, "We don't really keep in touch anymore. He's George Clooney… No one really keeps in touch with him anymore." Most world-weary 11-year-old ever. [Us]
  • Brooke Mueller on Charlie Sheen's "amazing father" qualities: "He just bought me a house, well for the boys, and it has huge tennis courts with lights and everything." [Celebitchy]
  • Kristin Cavallari Declares War on the KardashiansBeyonce finally got around to "debuting" her 2008 wedding gown, in a video montage of moments from her childhood and adult life. At this rate, we can expect pictures of her baby to debut in 2082. [Us, Vevo]
  • Michael Lohan pleaded no contest to a domestic violence charge for beating girlfriend Kate Major, and will now spend four months in a "treatment facility." Generational cycle of violence meets generational cycle of rehab. [AP]
  • Twilight's chaste-making post-production crew had to erase Rob Pattinson's butt crack to make the sex scene PG-13. "They didn't cut the shot or whatever, they just cut the crack out," he explained. "They just painted over it." [Us]
  • Michael Fassbender: "I'm not easily embarrassed." Important quality for an object of tabloid fascination. [GQ]
  • A man who "allegedly told his shrink and an LAPD detective he had many conversations with God about killing Selena Gomez" had his felony stalking charge dismissed. Not enough evidence that he planned on obeying his murderous God, who is apparently a Belieber. [TMZ]
  • Smallest male muchkin Karl Slover died of natural causes at the age of 93. He played the trumpeter. [BBC]
  • Kate Middleton either has a baby "penciled in" for next summer, is already pregnant, or is trying really hard to get pregnant and failing. [Celebitchy, Fox News, HuffPost, Hollywood Gossip]