Chris Brown Doesn't Deserve This Lovely House

Is it even worth introducing Chris Brown with an insult? He is just terrible! Well, Chris Brown, horrendous hatemonster and destroyer of all things good and pure in this world, has plunked down $1.5 million for this home in Hollyweird, CA.

The three-bedroom, three-bath home was designed by Jay Vanos (he did the house Samantha and Smith live in in the Sex and the City movie!) and comes with a resort-style pool and spa, floor-to-ceiling glass walls in several of the rooms, incredible canyon views, wood floors, and stainless steel counter tops. The whole thing is capped off with an eco-friendly "green roof." Chris Brown, the environmentalist!

[Real Estalker, images via Nicholas Property Group, Southern California Homes, Getty]