What is Thanksgiving all about? It's about ringing in the season of conspicuous consumerism we call Christmas, right? So what better way to celebrate that than with a department store sponsored holiday tradition: The Macy's Thanksgiving balloons.

The Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade has been a staple of New York life since the '30s and part of the national consciousness since it's been on television. And nothing is as emblematic of the parade as the giant balloons that they haul across the city to the delight of millions. The figures they choose have as much to say about us and our culture as they do about wanting to buy a watch at Macy's. Let's take a look at their history.

And if you want to see the balloons being inflated, head to 77th and 81st Streets and Central Park West before 10pm today. Here's the rest of the info if you're crazy enough to actually want to watch the parade yourself.

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A view of the parade in 1931 shows a weird lady balloon and a smiling sun. Boring, but probably awesome for their time.

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In 1932 the balloons were still figurative like an alligator, a turkey, and, I don't know, a cannon or some shit. Did they have cannons back then?

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More views of our gator friend from 1932.

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By the '60s the parade started with pop cultural figures, like Popeye here, in 1961. Olive Oyl was a block behind, but she's so skinny you can't see here.

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Someone ate his spinach.

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Bullwinkle, also in 1961.

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This Spider-Man is from 1995 but he sure looks a lot older.

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Elmo burst onto the scene in 1997.

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This is your childhood. The Rugrats, Arthur, and Bumpe in 1997.

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The Garfield must smell lasagna in one of those apartments. He sure partied like it was 1999.

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After 9/11 Macy's reintroduced this classic NYC Fire Fighter balloon in 2001.

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Arthur was getting long in the tooth by 2001.

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This is Little Bill from Bill Cosby's Little Bill series in 2002. If we're making balloons of forgotten Bill Cosby things, I'd rather this be a Pudding Pop.

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In 2003 the Big Bird balloon suffered a horrible death.

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Just like the real estate bubble of 2003, Monopoly man was headed for a bust.

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Uncle Sam single handedly fought the war on terror in 2003.

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Here is Ask Jeeves in 2004. Shouldn't he be back in the late '90s somewhere?

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By 2004 no one even cares about Charlie Brown.

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Spongebob Square Pants is going to dry out in the air like that!
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Ronald McDonald is still making people fat in 2006.

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Sesame Street characters are always popular with the kids and in 2007, Abby Cadabby made herself appear.

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Hello Kitty tried to lure more Japanese tourists in 2007.

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Thanks to the Toy Story movies Mr. Potato Head got a new lease on life in 2007.

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By 2008 The Energizer Bunny was all out of juice.

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To 2009 and beyond!

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Kung Fu Panda was a big hit in 2010. Good thing this balloon isn't as clumsy as the real thing.

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Macy's selling Pillsbury in 2010, the age of corporate synergy is complete.

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And here are the Smurf's promoting their movie in 2010.

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Whose apartment is this? Is it up for rent? I'm interested!

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