Remember when romance-defiling reality hag Patti Stanger went on Bravo's Watch What Happens Live and suggested all gay men were undesirably effeminate sluts fraught with disease and incapable of monogamy? How about when she then lied to Joy Behar about her remarks while simultaneously making even worse ones? If so, you'll be happy to know that Stanger finally issued a proper, well thought-out apology to Andy Cohen on tonight's Millionaire Matchmaker reunion show.

Just kidding! Stanger actually proved she still doesn't understand what was wrong with her statements—or she's just flat-out refusing to acknowledge their offensiveness—before taking complete credit for the advancement of same-sex marriage rights both in the U.S. and internationally. Stanger did admit to one week of post-blowup reflection, but said she ultimately decided against being less horrible because God told her to.

Stanger concluded by conceding that her delivery "needs to be a little softer." Cohen then played a video montage of said "delivery," a snippet of which you'll find at the end of the above video.