Know what is funnier than fat people falling or breaking things? Famous fat people falling or breaking things. Know what's funnier than that? When it happens on national television.

Today on The Chew, television's version of ipecac, celebrity Crocs advocate and food preparer Mario Batali sat in a bed. Then the bed broke. Because he's fat. And The Chew sucks and it killed All My Children. That's it. It's funny. Enjoy!