When Apple announced the iPhone 4S, its most anticipated feature was a female robot-voiced intelligent personal assistant application named Siri. But Siri's introduction to the world wasn't seamless! After being accused of ignoring people who speak English with a foreign accent shortly after the phone's release, this week Siri was exposed as a pro-life zealot who refuses to tell you where you can get an abortion.

While many believe these "Siri scandals" to be much ado about nothing, Stephen Colbert had an alternate theory on tonight's Report: "Siri is clearly an arch-conservative woman—she's like Laura Ingraham, but less robotic," he said, before debuting some "modifications" he'd made to the software to make her not only ignore foreigners, but insult them, too.