Kris Humphries: 'Kim Needed a Groom to Fuel Ratings'

Fartastical fraud victim Kris Humphries has pressed on with his belief that he was merely a plot device used by his temporary wife Kim Kardashian to boost ratings. "I felt like I was on a fast roller coaster and couldn't get off when now I know I probably should have," TMZ quotes the genteel giant as saying. "I got caught up in the hoopla and the filming of the TV show." It happens.

Humprhies is telling people that he "feels like a pawn in the game." Just like that song by fellow Minnesotan Bob Dylan, minus the social significance and meaning: "And the Humphries' name/Is used it is plain/For Kardashian's gain/As she rises to fame/In her white dress, no train/Oh her caboose is insane/But it ain't him to blame/He's only a pawn in their game."

[TMZ. Image via AP]