After discovering himself during 10-hour sessions on the Rock of Ages dance floor, Tom Cruise has an announcement to make:

I love watching Hindi movies. There are many Hindi movies that come out every year but I do watch a few of them. [If offered a Bollywood film] I would never say no. I would love to do it.

He made this announcement before a throng of screaming fans in Mumbai, so he might have been pandering, but you know what? Dance on, little Tommy. Dance on. Just quit forcing Scientology slaves to wax your dance floor (euphemism only sort of intended) OK? [THR, image via WENN]