Mickey Rourke's Man Purse: A Bold Fashion Choice for Gross Gym RatsS

First Lenny Kravtz carried a man purse, and I did not care, because he's Lenny Kravitz and was wearing high-heel boots, too. But then Mickey Rourke carried a man purse, and it was thrilling, because he's Mickey Rourke! Craggy-faced, greasy-haired, unquestionably heterosexual Mickey Rourke! Micky Rourke in sweatpants, a cowboy shirt, and a giant cold sore. Blister-lipped Mickey Rourke with a dainty purse in his hand. Yes, it's official, the man purse is here to stay.

Not here to stay: Flashy Prada sunglasses for men. Sorry, Mickey, but that's just tacky. [Images via Pacific Coast News]