Mitt Romney plans on seducing a roomful of Jewish conservatives Wednesday at the Republican Jewish Coalition's

Mitt Romney Pledges His First Trip as President is to Israel

Presidential Candidates Forum (the same forum which banned Ron Paul from speaking over his egregious lack of tuchuslecker views). In a copy of the speech obtained by Haaretz, Romney pledges unilateral U.S. support — unlike Barack "Pre-1967 borders" Obama — but goes one further, promising his first trip out of the country would be to Bar Refaeli's birthplace.


"I will travel to Israel on my first foreign trip. I will reaffirm as a vital national interest Israel's existence as a Jewish state. I want the world to know that the bonds between Israel and the United States are unshakable," Romney will say.

You hear this? Mittens the Menschy Mormon is paying the homeland a visit, yet American Jews are goying it up stateside for the holidays!

Anyway, there's a campaign promise. Put it up on the big board. [Photo via Getty]