Obama Has Lost the Korn Caucus

Former Total Request Live with Carson Daly mainstay Korn, a band that you — yes, you — used to love, has discovered the truth that few of the band members' Hollywood friends care to admit: Obama and his "illuminati" minions have turned this country into a "house of shame." Hmm. They must be Romney men, through and through.

Via THE POLITICO, here's frontman Jonathan Davis explaining the meaning behind the band's new song, "Illumati," to Billboard:

"I feel like Obama's an Illuminati puppet… it's basically dragged this country down into the worst it's ever been. 'You've built this house of shame' — the White House used to be, everybody looked up at the White House and America and everything, and now I think it's like a house of shame."

A game-changer, basically. Drudge is already up with the headline, "KORN TO OBAMA: 'You've built this house of shame'...", and it's hard to see this not topping the major networks' nightly news broadcasts for the next week. "Breaking news, from some blogs," Brian Williams will begin. "Korn is still a band."

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