Yep, just another boring old New York City parking job. Every single New Yorker parks like this everyday, blindfolded. No big deal.

Are all the non-New Yorkers gone?

HOLY SHIT THIS IS THE CRAZIEST PARKING JOB EVER. A tipster sent Gothamist the security video of this Ninja-like feat in Bushwick, saying: "I was leaving for work the other day and noticed a parked car that was boxed in tight. It was gone that night when I came home, but the cars in front and back were still there. Curious, I checked my security camera."


We bow down to you, oh Parking God. May your bumper stay firm and your side view mirrors protect you. Eternal happiness is closer than it may appear. [Gothamist]